At dinner he made a proclamation, "When I grow up I am going to be a Super friend." And so went the conversation...
Me: As long as you always try your hardest you can be anything you want to be.
Jared: I'm going to be Superman.
Me: Will you bring me flowers when you see me?
Jared: No, I'm going to be pretty busy with Batman catching bad guys.
Me: Will you come and visit?
Jared: No, it's a lot of work catching bad guys. I won't have time.
Me: maybe on your vacations you can come see me.
Jared: No, I will be with Batman. I will be all grown up.
Me: But I'm your mom, won't you want to see me?
Jared: not really.
Me: Won't you miss me? I would miss you.
Jared: I would be with Batman.
Me: Can you send me a postcard or email?
Jared: If I have time. I will be busy catching the bad guys. I will email you.
Me: Will you come home for Christmas?
Jared: Yes.
So, now he plans to be home for Christmas. I'll really be screwed if he becomes best friends with Santa Claus when he is busy catching bad guys.