Then there was this week. Jared declared he would be Spider-Man and zap any bad guys at the market. Great. He woke up from his nap as Spider-Man. He triumphantly came down the stairs proclaiming he was the real Spider-Man. Then he dug through a basket until he found his winter hat with ear flaps, a bright blue mitten, and a brown mitten. After he put everything I he said he was now really Spider-Man and ready to go.
I sat starring. I had become the mother of "that kid." You know, the kid you can't quite figure out. The kid you see walking around in 80 degree weather wearing a winter hat and two mismatched mittens. To Jared he is Spider-Man, to me he was someone that would require some negotiating.
I began with the hat. Could we switch to baseball hat? No. How about baseball hat and you can wear cape. No. How about baseball hat and cape or we stay home. Fine. Now we also just need one mitten. No. One mitten or no activities at market. Tears...fine. Whew.
So, we leave the house with a bright blue mitten, baseball cap and no cape. (He forgot about cape and I wasn't going to remind him).
We get to the market and Jared quickly learns that the mitten is not ideal. I, being the loving and thoughtful mother I am, offer to take it off for him. Now we are down to baseball cap. We are happily walking along and then out of nowhere pops Kung Fu Panda. Are you kidding me? Jared is so scared I'm surprised we didn't have a baseball hat and soaked pants. I quickly dig out the mitten and get it on Jared. He now has the super power to create a shield around us and zap the Panda.
We survived. Let's see what we will wear next week.