"When I grow up"

At dinner tonight Jared announced what he was going to be when he grows up.
This was not the first time he has much a declaration. In the past he has told us he wants to be a firefighter, lawyer, teacher, and minister.
Today he announced he wanted to be one of the most respected jobs in all the world. It is a job with a lot of vacation time, but when it is time to work, it is definitely busy season. It's a job that would make him happy, and I'm sure would make others happy. Luckily, college tuition should be affordable. Best of all, I can guarantee that this is a job he can have, and I know he will love it. I should know, for it is a job I have done, and eagerly fill the job requirements.

Jared: When I grow up, I want to be Santa Claus.